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Funny story: Spanish nudist gym offers extra penis and boob insurance?

Spanish nudist gym offers extra penis and boob insurance?

A Spanish nudist gym, the first of its kind in Spain, has come up with a brilliant idea to insure their punters "private parts" extra just in case they let their weights slip, "ouch"! The gym are offering extra penis and boob insurance in case of...

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Funny story: Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment With Nintendo Wii Stations

Chicago High School Replaces Gym Equipment With Nintendo Wii Stations

Chicago's George Washington High School is the first in the nation to bring its gymnasium into the 21st century by replacing all of its gym equipment, including balls, bats, paddles and nets with two big-screen Nintendo Wii Stations. The idea spun ou...

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Funny story: Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

Bally Total Fitness Creates New 'Judgement Free' Zone

The corporate, nationwide gym, Bally Total Fitness has announced plans to reach out to the shy by providing a "Judgement Free" zone in all of their gyms across the country. "I can see how some might be intimidated by our commercials," said Ma...

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Funny story: High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

High School Equipment Manager Collects Towels in Record Time

David "Flash" Bryzynski set a school record for equipment managers when he collected the Hamilton High Grizzlies basketball team's towels in a record three minutes and fifty seven seconds, shattering the old record of 4:07. Bryzynski, a juni...

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Funny story: Guy at Gym Insists on Watching 'Tyra Banks Show'

Guy at Gym Insists on Watching 'Tyra Banks Show'

ORLANDO, Fla. (Heewack News Network) -- A routine workout for two guys at a hotel fitness center was ruined when a third guy refused to change the lone TV set to "SportsCenter," insisting that they leave on "The Tyra Banks Show."

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