Wales- Masterchev was at the bar waiting for his favorite Wale's Ale. Skoob pulled the special lever, releasing the amber liquid from its specially made cask made from virgin teak wood imported from Thailand. The two stared at the glass and regarded each other. Masterchev tried to think of the words to confront his sorrow as he lifted the glass to his lips. Jeanlefete had vanished over a month...
I hate being blown up. Explosions make me all giddy and dizzy and shit - and I mean, to be honest, I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, and explosions just complicate things. Like now. I should be in Mogadishu buying moonshine for the Oasis, but this can't be Mogadishu because there aren't any skinny blokes riding about in pickup trucks with machine guns. And now I've got some cl...
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