ASDA have been criticised for building a weapon the size of a planet which, if predictions are correct, will be capable of wiping out all small newsagents and tobacconists.
People who regularly shop at ASDA are scum a leading scientist said today, and that's official.
Supermarket giant Asda is re-thinking its queuing system after a vicious outburst of ‘checkout rage'.
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