Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations a...
Another idiotic and overpriced celeb memoir is slated to hit the bookstands, a snarky sibling-rivalry-laden opus with the dirt dished up by Madonna's very own brother.
Florida - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Cynthia Scurtis Rodriguez is in shock after finding out feckless baseball player husband Alex is Madonna's son and not her toy boy.
In a statement issued Sunday, July 6th the media shy ex-dancer, turned rapper, turned doting daddy, Kevin Federline, speaks out against the Material Girl and her seemingly psychoactive sexuality:...
And throw in General Wesley Clark. Whew. Apparently, John McCain used nasty language directed at wife, Cindy, after she attempted to spread his thin hair over a bald spot, saying his hair was getting thin. A deluge followed from McCain and he accused her of wearing a pound of makeup, looking like a trollop and added the 'C' word.
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Relentless self-publicising entertainer Madonna is set to dump her gormless husband Guy Twitchy and get hitched to Yohane Banda, father of her adopted son David.
(Hollywood-CA) You wouldn't think that Jamie Lynn Spears, who this week gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie and is the star of Nickelodeon's popular "Zoey 101", would need to give her baby up for adoption. But vy...
London - (Menopausal Mess): Opus Dei tribute artiste Madonna has quit Kabbalah after a vision of necromancer Aleister Crowley initiated her in a multiple orgasm wet dream as Xenu's ultimate consort and Terran muse.
Angeline Jolie, star of movies such as Foxfire and 'When Collagen goes wrong' has given birth to twins in an Indian Teepee today. Continuing her humanitarian work, aging popstar Madonna is expected to legally adopt both, at some point this we...
In a surprise move, newspapers and television shows didn't mention Madonna today. After becoming famous for her only hit, 'Holiday', in the 1980s, Miss Ciccone has appeared daily in magazines and news programmes for no reason except for being ali...
In a surprise move, pop star and all-round girl-you-wished-wasn't-next door Madonna is to become the new Pope.
News came through today that Madge Madogga, a famous dancer who can't sing or write music, is to adopt an American child.
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Madonna has joined Britney Spears expanded visitations and now plays Grand Theft Auto 4 with the Spears' kids.
London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Official: absolutely no blue blood here. That is the conclusion of an ancestry tracing company that has found Camilla, Madonna-Kebab, the Yorkshire Ripper, Celine Dion, Posh Spice and JK Rowling are all related to a comm...
London - (Sinewy Ass Mess): Nutritionists at the London Hip, Thigh & Wobbly Arse Clinic have scoffed at the idea that Guy Ritchie's impotence is a direct result of a daft, spouse-imposed 800 calorie-a-day cookie diet.
Madonna, the aging Queen of Pop, has announced that she will be flying to Zimbabwe next week in an effort to resolve the ongoing difficulties with the elections in the African country.
President Dr Robert Mugabe, embroiled in a power struggle for the leadership of his native Zimbabwe, is to be the latest African child to be adopted by Madonna, 'sources' have revealed.
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