A Facebook group, popular with elderly people and known as 'I secretly want to entice young people into a damn good kicking by walking slowly in the street' has been exposed by the Internet Police, the shadowy figures responsible for IP addresses.
Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.
Two old codgers drive a golf cart through downtown Retirementville! This seemed to be the Republican commercial for its bid for the future leadership of the US of A while the Democrats paraded their boy on a triumphant tour of the most troubled regio...
Washington DC, July 25, 2008: President Bush today called an urgent meeting with his cabinet members from the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Health and Human services (HHS) and Homeland Security Department (HSD). The topic was the alarming incre...
As the news of the highly shocking Davidson/White marriage breaks, an elderly woman reveals the emotional turmoil that she has been put through by the newly married MPW.
Popular crunchy breakfast cereal Shreddies sales have plummeted since the new adverts featuring grannies knitting them appeared on British TV's.
Hasbeen Aid, the benefit concert that raises publicity and royalties for aging rock and country stars, will be held in New England this year.
61-year-old Tucker Lopex is to celebrate his birthday in style; we caught up with him to toast another year as the world oldest child. From physical appearance it is hard to believe that Mr. Lopex is a child at all, but then it's also hard to bel...
Brett Favre, the former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who retired at the end of the season, officially unretired himself at at press conference today. Favre, who just had his most (and only) productive season of the last five, said that he &...
41 year old swimmer Dara Torres has been to every Olympics but 2004 since 1984. She just qualified again for the 2008 games in China and will probably swim in three different events (and should medal in at least two of them).
A woman who, for the last 97 years, has existed solely on a strict diet of lard, is 100 today, and still going strong, according to the doctors who monitor her life support machine. Nelly Crackers, of Blackburn in Lancashire, has reached her ton d...
The older generation, victimised for years, have taken matters concerning youth crime into their own hands by doling out their own brand of punishment. In several cases, youths have been clubbed with walking sticks and beaten with zimmerframes.
Springfield PA--A very irate and insane grocery shopper went berserk at a local Poke 'N' Toke supermarket today. Police say Mr. Fish, 97, lost his patience and his mind while grocery shopping and killed 28 people with his shopping cart.
Sir Michael Parkinson has been appointed 'undignity ambassador' for Britain's aging celebrities.
(Philadelphia PA) Police report a man was found drowned in a bidet at the Four Seasons Hotel today. The man was indentified as Mr. Fish, 97, from the Fishtown section of Philadelphia. The elderly gentleman apparently thought the bidet was a type of w...
A pensioner has been charged with shouting a bit loudly at his wife, in Ballahuilish, in the north west Highlands of Scotland.
It has long been known among the criminal class that sharing needles can lead to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases such as Hepatitis B and the dreaded AIDS. Due to this the government made it one of their many, many priorities to target the...
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