Michelle Obama is said to be considering a forced rehab stint for Barry as his recent physical at Walter Reid Army Hospital has confirmed her worse fears; the Closet Muslim is a Closet Alcoholic! According to close advisors, Michelle is close to h...
Apparently Michelle Obama doesn't care who knows about it, she just plain does not like Oprah Winfrey. In the latest battle, the President gave Oprah permission to film another interview with them at the White House and Michelle, according to a so...
Michelle Obama was in the news yesterday for flashing the President, (her husband). Michelle happened to be walking past the Oval Office just as President Obama looked up from the pile of papers on his desk that he was signing. "He had this cut...
A recent scandal, involving the impact of Witch Doctors ordering Human Sacrifices to ensure Wealth, Success, & Power in Uganda, has threatened to spill over to Obama's White House, as several recent appointees have gone missing, and dozens more...
Wife of President Barack Obama is in a bit of trouble White House correspondent Anna Lorrisan. Michelle Obama called upon the President's personal helicopter to fly her to a showing of designer handbags by little known designer Monica Lewdinsky o...
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced today in an emergency press conference, that the first lady emphatically denied being Twittered by International Lover and Golf Icon Tiger Woods. Gibbs read a statement from the first lady to a group of stu...
United States Vice President Joe Biden admitted on Monday that his man boobs are actually breast implants. Biden said that the surgery was done last year by a Boston plastic surgeon before his abortive run for the Presidency. Said Biden, "The i...
United States First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is jealous of Vice President Joe Biden and his man boobs. She said in confidence to a White House staffer that "I really ought to have the biggest tits and be the biggest boob in the White Hous...
Michelle Obama finds herself in the midst of yet another controversy involving the US's balance of trade with China, in addition to being linked to a shipment of 316,000 Bongs labeled "Christmas ornaments' she picked up while visiting China with her...
Washington, D.C. - The Beltway was embroiled by controversy today as it was announced by White House spokesman Robert Gibbs that the President is divorcing Michelle on the grounds of her lying about her ancestry. Submitted already to the Family Court...
Kennedy Space Center - Stinging from a failed attempt to shoot a bomb at the moon to detect signs of water last week NASA scientists today announced plans to shoot an unmanned space probe at Michelle Obama's ass to search for signs of cellulite. S...
In a story having grave implications for the traditional special bonds that unite the UK and the USA, Michelle Obama is reported to have kicked over the traces and become a cougar. With her sites on Prince Harry, the first lady has gleefully dumpe...
MILAN, Italy - Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi told a crowd of supporters in Milan that President Obama and his wife go sunbathing together and that each has a great tan. Prime Minister Berlusconi who at the age of 72, kind of resembles a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - First Lady Michelle Obama has reportedly informed Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi that her birth certificate appears to be missing. Mrs. Obama said that she recently went to look for her birth certificate when daughter Malia s...
Washington,DC/ Washington Post Book Review Section - A new accusation by First Lady Michelle Obama has pushed Climate Control, Government Health Care, Cap and Trade and her Victory Garden off the front burner as she reacts to "unwholesome behavior to...
Washington, DC/ News from the Frugal Shopper - In a show of moral support for recently disenfranchised ACORN workers, those laid off wholesale as Congress cut off billions of funding due to corruption, fraud and downright stupidity, First Lady Michel...
Washington,DC/ Import/Export News from the Desk of the Tyre Czar - Wall Street reacted unfavorably today with the announcement that President Obama had demanded a 35% import Tariff on Chinese Tyres that had been found to have caused thousands of botu...
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