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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

Kelly Clarkson Says That American Idol's Lauren "Peaches" Alaina Needs To Stop Dressing Like A Backwoods Hillbilly

HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods hillbilly. Clarkson said that she came very close to...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Both Agree On Who American Idol's "Top Three" Will Be

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Both Agree On Who American Idol's "Top Three" Will Be

HOLLWOOD - Many television critics are saying that this season of American Idol has far more than the usual share of fairly good, talented performers. The national publication USA Sunup has stated that they feel that Casey Abrams, the singer with...

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Funny story: American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

American Idol's Lauren Alaina, 16, Does Not Appreciate The Comment That She's A Cross Between Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the youngest performers to ever appear on American Idol has a fairly good chance of making it into the finals. Rossville, Georgia native Lauren Alaina, who just recently turned 16, is being touted as one of the ones to beat. She...

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Funny story: American Idol Judges Seating Arrangement Gives Randy Jackson Hot Pants

American Idol Judges Seating Arrangement Gives Randy Jackson Hot Pants

"I know it's a family show and I'm doing my best to control myself," said Randy Jackson, after Thursday's American Idol live results show. "But the fact is, if they show this dawg one more video of J-Lo in those skin-tight cat suits while I'm sitting...

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Funny story: President Obama and The "First Mama" Reveal Who They Think Will Win This Year's "American Idol"

President Obama and The "First Mama" Reveal Who They Think Will Win This Year's "American Idol"

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - President Barack Obama was in town speaking before a convention of Michigan's laid off auto workers. The president informed those in attendance that he was going to try to do his best to try to get the American people to go o...

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Funny story: American Idol's Extremely Angry and Bitter "Birthday Girl" Causes One Hell Of A Ruckus!

American Idol's Extremely Angry and Bitter "Birthday Girl" Causes One Hell Of A Ruckus!

HOLLYWOOD - After starting off with over one million American Idol hopefuls the AI judges have finally dwindled it down to 24. They listened and listened and listened and they eliminated a total of 999,976, including one sore-as-hell loser, Jessic...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For Her American Idol Meltdown - Says She Was Just PMSing

Jennifer Lopez Apologizes For Her American Idol Meltdown - Says She Was Just PMSing

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez has apologized to the producers of American Idol, it's sponsors, her AI fellow judges, host Ryan Seacrest, and the 30 million viewers who saw her 'meltdown' on the number one reality show in America.

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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

HOLLYWOOD - The runner up on the eighth season of American Idol Adam Lambert has had a fairly successful singing career. The singer known as Glambert has had big selling hits with his songs "For Your Undivided Entertainment," "Whataya Effen Want F...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Has A "Meltdown" On American Idol - Cries Out She Wants To Quit The Show!

Jennifer Lopez Has A "Meltdown" On American Idol - Cries Out She Wants To Quit The Show!

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol Judge Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo has thus far sat through seven auditions in seven different cities, the nerve-wracking Hollywood Week, the ego-consumed Group Week, and The Las Vegas Beatles Sing-Off. And although the highl...

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Funny story: ADA Warns Diabetics to Steer Clear of Watching American Idol

ADA Warns Diabetics to Steer Clear of Watching American Idol

While watching a television show has never been linked to a risk of diabetes, the American Diabetes Association, after screening Wednesday's eliminations on American Idol, says that they did receive many calls from people with high blood sugar proble...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges

Simon Cowell Disgusted with Performance of Season Ten Idol Judges

Simon Cowell, judge extraordinaire of seasons one through nine of American Idol, finally felt it was his duty to step up and give a grade to this season's newly hired judges, Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez, and it was far from kind. Unfortunately, h...

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Funny story: American Idol Gives Tiffany Rios The Most Conceited Contestant In A.I. History The Old 'Heave Ho!'

American Idol Gives Tiffany Rios The Most Conceited Contestant In A.I. History The Old 'Heave Ho!'

HOLLYWOOD - Ryan Seacrest, host of American Idol, told members of the entertainment media covering American Idol's 'Hollywood Group Week' that in the ten years he has been doing the reality singing show he has never seen a more conceited individual t...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Laker Girl, American Idol judge, and Live To Dance judge Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed and literally devastated as she has just learned that CBS has cancelled her brand new show Live To Dance. Abdul spoke wit...

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Funny story: American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

American Idol Bombshell: Adam Lambert, Simon Cowell, and Dick Clark All Agree On Who This Years American Idol Winner Will Be

HOLLYWOOD - This year American Idol traveled to seventy-nine different cities and heard over 3 million AI wannabees sing, wail, scream, shout, yell, and even hum every song imaginable from "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" to "Single Ladies (Put A Ring O...

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Funny story: Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and The Rolling Stones' Mick Jagger Argue About Which One Has 'Bedded' The Most Women

HOLLYWOOD - The lead singer for Aerosmith Steven Tyler told reporters that he is loving every single minute of being the new judge on the American Idol panel. Steven, known as "Lips" Tyler because of his Mick Jaggeresque trout snout says that he c...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

Simon Cowell Shows He Has Some Balls and Pleads With Paula Abdul To Be The Third Judge On His New Show "X-Factor"

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell has already signed British singer Cheryl Cole, the good looking sexy girlfriend of Derek Hough, to appear as one of the judges on his brand new reality singing show X-Factor. Rumors running rampant throughout the Hollywo...

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Funny story: American Idol In Shock Move

American Idol In Shock Move

American Idol producers have lowered the age limit for contestants to audition from 16 years to one year old, it has been announced. "A lot of young, talented people are now seeking careers and representation even before their first birthday," sa...

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