CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Undisclosed Location - Ernst Stavro Blofeld remarked today that Alberto Gonzales was bad for S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s business. The problem seems to lie with all the illegal aliens that Gonzales helped cross the border.
Arizona has decided to provide free Dialysis for illegals dying of end-term kidney failure. The same Arizona that provides La Migra with the "Funnel of Hell" by channeling immigrants through the inferno of the Sonoran desert by packing immi...
Home Secretary and celebrated dimwit John Reid has said that a clampdown has been launched targetting "bloody foreigners who come to our country illegitimately and steal our benefits and women".
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