Archaeologists digging a Roman villa in Germany have found what is believed to be Hitler's left ball. The scrunched up almost skinless lump of muscle now resides in the local police headquarters awaiting forensic tests. Police are standin...
Digger Phelps, University of Notre Dame former basketball coach and archaeologist, claims to have discovered a round world map from 1207.
Scientists have carbon dated a stash of mucky books, found in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe them to be nearly 2000 years old.
A top archaeologist has discovered sandals that may have belonged to Jesus Christ at a dump on the outskirts of Bethlehem.
Savannah River, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): Conclusive proof that human beings existed 50,000 years before the hybrid sub-species of homo creationists has been found by a scientific survey probing archaeological remains along the Savannah River basi...
Trafalgar Square, London - (Associated Mess): Archaeologists probing the remains of a decapitatied first century AD skeleton believe they have stumbled upon the victim of draconian Roman-rule traffic laws, executed for straying into Londinium's c...
In conjuncture to the Beeb's Comics in Need night airing this week the "hit" televisual programme Time Team has chimed in with its own very special fund raising extravaganza.
Cowes, Isle of Wight - (Associated Mess): British archaeologists are said to be thrilled at recent UK marine police reports that a yacht - the Pal Horus - belonging to dodgy Russian oligarch and Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich has been i...
Arnold Edgeworth, famed Archeologist and author of the highly publicized work, "The Darwinian Theory Applied To Inanimate Objects", last week announced a significant discovery.
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