Crying foul and looking fouler, Tom Selleck has decided to sue plastic surgeon Ismar Ramsi after Ramsi botched a nose, face, and eye job on Selleck.
After a painfully long and cold winter in the far-flung arctic recesses of rural New England, I took a job at a nearby greenhouse, ready to help usher in a luscious spring, willing to get my hands dirty doing it, and able to accept the meager wage offered. All right, if you want the truth, it was the only job I could find that fit the criteria of my condition at the time: poor and carless.
I love to travel. Except in the old tri-colored Plymouth (all shades of green – pale, vomit, and sit-by-the-toilet-till-you-feel-better) that we owned when our family moved across the country for 63rd time. While my husband drove his new 4x4 Chevy truck (insert sound of bass guitar pings here), I drove the Puke Mobile, hauling an ancient, homemade plywood utility trailer piled with two stories wor...
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