Sunshine is not silent Reaching is not emotional Hoping is not a bet 850 people flying in a single plane is progress Pain had 2 vowels Hopeful has 3 Tony Blair will die - as we all will one day Football is strength and unity Brazil is early yet rewarding Time travel is still conjecture E equals mc squared is more profound than Maxwell Tragedy is a symptom not a crime. Cold rolli...
The crease of tissue paper silent and unplayable. A box is sometimes flat. The visitude of organisms is palpable. The dumbing down of science - self fulfilling. The angst of mothers is perpituous. The greed of the rich is ironic yet calculable. Sadness is not poverty. Desperation is not hope. The creed of Apollo sounds divine. Bovine is not supine. Treachery is brave. Gazu...
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