I, rfreed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. I realize that this is a little late in the campaign season to be announcing this, but dictators don't worry about such things. We know that as dictators, we can manipulate things in our favor. In this case I have wisely waited until the other two candidates have successfully eliminated all others in their party...
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