Bethesda, Maryland - The National Institute of Health has found out how super-bugs are created by hospitals. It’s very simple. Sick people’s bodily fluids are sent down plumbing drains where they meet up with anti-biotics. All the non-super germs ar...
Washington DC- President Obama announced a $100 million initiative to map and understand the human brain. This idea, repeatedly suggested to him by the First Lady and his daughters is primarily geared at helping humanity understand one basic questio...
Special to INS - During his weekly press briefing, Gerhard Veracity, a spokesman for the National Institutes of Health (NIH), said that consuming iceberg lettuce is a "useless exercise in mastication" and that you "might as well eat wet wallboard, un...
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