The hot, scorching summer weather in the UK, a rarity indeed, sometimes does peculiar things to people. A group of schoolboys in Exeter, Devon, turned up at school wearing girls skirts, not kilts! The boys felt they were being discriminated agains...
Chancellor of the Exchequer, George 'No Clue' Osborne has begged the fashion industry to bring back the mini-skirt. "When I was studying economics," said Osborne, "on a night course in Northwich three weeks ago, I discovered this theory that the l...
London - (Frozen Ass Mess): Forget red top pundits' silly psychobabbling: gorgeous blonde Russian bombshell Katia Zatuliveter is not frigid - she merely has a frozen ass. A PR statement said today that for years the spookette had swallowed the glo...
In a slight rush of hypocrisy and over zealous Christian values the Italian seaside resort, Castellammare di Stabia, has banned mini-skirts, building sandcastles (?), snogging in cars, feeding stray "pussies" and the wearing of wooden clogs(?). "S...
Charges were dropped Tuesday against two Paris women arrested at a World Cup match for wearing short mini orange dresses made by a brewery that FIFA says was "ambush marketing". In case someone doesn't recognize the term, "ambush marketing" is adv...
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