Sussex - (Rioters): Tennis ace Greg Rusedski is said to be revising his life insurance policy after a freak Xmas Eve occurence at his home in rural West Sussex saw part of his house demolished when an unidentified propellant suddenly caused extensive...
Rubbish third-rate Canadian tennis player, Greg Rusedski, was today counting the cost of no longer being regarded as British number one by the UK's sporting media.
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