Cape Canaveral - (Rioters): The high-tech secrets of the recently installed ISS extension have been outed as a simple love shack that NASA's robotic arm operator Captain Lisa Nowak helped to erect last December under a cloak of classified secrecy...
Texarse - (Rioters): International space station cosmanaut Capt Lisa Nowak, a 43 year old US Navy officer, wore only a diaper to avoid detection and the need to take a toilet break during her 1,000 mile drive from Houston to Orlando International Air...
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