New Jersey - (BabyOiled): "Maybe she fake the heterosexuality test!" the Adoption Services of Kazakhstan sources said today as pharma heiress Casey Johnson was finally laid to rest by her family. The Kazakh baby agency was responding to questions...
Los Angeles - (Probate Mess): Reports from an LA attorney's office claim deceased socialite and pharma heiress Casey Johnson left half her $30 million trust fund to fiancee Tila Tequila. The December 2009 will was drafted shortly after the gals go...
A distraught Tila Tequila, lamenting the demise of her bankrupt 30 year old 'Wifey" Heiress Casey "Q-Tip" Johnson, after yet another drug related tabloid sensation, says she's now looking for someone 'with more balls...and Money!" A spokesman f...
Los Angeles - (Chaos Theory): A celebwatch website has accused Casey Johnson's billionaire family of practising a tough love dogma that lead to her death by squalor. LA FagHaghSlagMag's lead column said today that just like Brooke Astor the carrot...
London - (Reuterus): Harrabs department store hoaxer Mohammed Al Fayed has lashed out at reports that Casey Johnson was embalmed 'for her own good' on family orders. "That's what they say about Diana, to hide the pregnancy!" the phoney pharaoh spl...
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): Fears of a Borat-style Kazakh custody and inheritance farce loom over the bereaved Johnson family. So far there's little actual likelihood of a Virgie Arthur/Judge Larry Seidlin/Howard K Stern/Larry Birkhead public punchu...
Los Angeles - (Propofool): LA pathologists were piecing together today Casey Johnson's final hungover hours. Reports claim she'd lain in a coma for nearly a week 'before fiancee Tila Tequila reckoned she could be dead.' Three weeks previously t...
Doctors at the University of Mississippi Medical Center in Jackson, Mississippi, planned to move Casey Aldridge out of their intensive care unit as early as last night or this morning. "They said it was borderline whether he needed surgery or not,...
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