Good old-fashion American apple pie is dead – and you’re a scumbag for liking it! Apple pies will no longer be allowed to be made in America, largely due to protests by those who do not like apples and who are enraged that other people demand they…
Toppi Vilalgo of Cedar Junction, Nebraska recently made a mock apple pie using imitation Ritz crackers she made from various foods she found around her kitchen. Ms. Vilalgo stated "First off, I can afford a few apples, but when I read about mak...
Three apples (the 'fruity' kind -- hey, we're not talking computers here) were spotted eating dinner at the Applebee's Restaurant in the Cross County Shopping Center in Yonkers, NY, over the weekend. They were commiserating with each other because they had recently learned that, starting soon, McDonald's Happy Meals in the U.S. will include apples, along with fries, meat (a choice of hamburger, c...
For many years, the biggest stumbling block in creating a working fusion reactor has been the material it is to be made from. The ITER reactor built in France to test out the new ceramic torus has shown that even the best ceramics struggle to contain...
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