I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake Ptarmigan their feathers shake. Full grown bears will turn and run when they see my Remington. The creatures know I'm somewhat prone to leave them dead, their brains...
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