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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hats always go down well.
Like cocksuckers. Oops that's dirty. Let's try again. Hats always go down wells. Like cats (when they fall down the wells, - see what I did there?). [No. the dirty version is better. "Hats always go down wells" makes no sense. I have never actually seen a hat go down a well, though I expect hats have gone down wells from time to time, eg when a man in a crash helmet abseils down a well to rescue a cat that has fallen down the well. Now we're back to bloody cats again. I wish I'd never started this rubbish.]* *it's still crap though. |
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