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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Aug 16 13:20
Does a cow take a bow?
Will a horse sue for divorce?
Does a pig dance a jig?
Can a cat sport a top hat?
Does a fish make a wish?
Will an axlotl hit the bottle?
Can a llama script a drama?
Do rabbits have habits?
Will the komodo dragon raise a flagon?




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Posted: 15 Sep 16 09:22
This is the best poem I have thus far read in this thread.

I think it only goes to show that repeated calls for a Poetry Corner of TheSpoof.com are fully justified.

Love,

Moys




...read in this thread. Geddit?

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 15 Sep 16 20:13 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 15 Sep 16 20:13
I second that! In fact, I might go so far as to start a poetry corner thread, one of these days.

"One of which days?"

"Er, I don't know how to answer that. I have to admit that 'these days' is a kind of lazy conceit. Obviously there are no days laid out awaiting selection like so many hats or ceremonial cummerbunds. Oh dear.

"What are we going to do now?"

"I don't know. I was only trying to find out if you had a start date in mind for the Poetry Corner thread."

"Don't talk to me about start dates when I'm having a metaphysical crisis."



POETRY CORNER: COMING SOON TO A THREAD NEAR YOU


 
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