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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 27 Jul 16 10:13
Dear Sir,

I write to you today to complain about an issue I currently have with TheSpoof.com, with which I hope you will be able to assist.

On opening my Spoof account today, I noticed that I scored only 39 points on Monday 25th July, and, frankly, this is just not good enough. I realise that there are no guarantees about upper and lower levels with regard to points-scoring, but, I am sure you will agree, this is a very disappointing number of points.

To boot, my 'most-viewed' story that day, was the childish and wickedly unfunny Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite, a throwaway tale of pure nothingness, scribbled by me in a moment of absolute boredom.

Now what do you say, Sir? Can you fix this 'glitch'? Am I to be shown more respect in the future with regard to my 'product', and the countless hours of hard work I have put in for this site in producing it?

I await your reply with anticipation.

Ever your servant (literally)

Moys Kenwood


 
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