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Erskin Quint
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
These were mine:
"You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner." This is true. "Ever do you remind me of a staircase falling exotically into a sea of spilled macaroni." Obviously, if someone had said this to me, I'd have gotten married. "Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling." I could spend hours doing this!  |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hi |Ellie
I got You cannot compare with the apex of a ferris wheel, nor the nadir of a ditch filled with a coelocanth's droppings which is fair enough! |
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