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Love them or hate them

Q: Pandas Love them 0% Hate them 25% Put panda pictures on condoms 25% My uncle is a panda 50% There have been 4 responses to this poll

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Quote: victor nicholas

Love them or hate them

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I Fucking HATE the bamboo chewing twats. Refuse to reproduce. Lazy FUCKERS!!! Let them extinct themselves I say. Next thing we will be wanking them off. Idol, selfish Ailuropoda melanoleuca's.

Duncan

That's a plan for a lazy twat. Dress up in a panda suit in a zoo and chew on some bamboo until someone comes by to wank you off to save the species.

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Quote: D P Whitehead

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Quote: victor nicholas

Love them or hate them

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I Fucking HATE the bamboo chewing twats. Refuse to reproduce. Lazy FUCKERS!!! Let them extinct themselves I say. Next thing we will be wanking them off. Idol, selfish Ailuropoda melanoleuca's.

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A guy was sitting at a bar conversing with the bartender. In walks a Panda, he orders bamboo. He chews up the bamboo then pulls out a gun and shoots a cowboy sitting at a table for no apparent reason, then walks out the door.

The guy at the bar asks the bartender, "why did he shoot that guy?"

The bartender says, "He always does that. Everyone knows a panda eats, shoots and leaves."

ancient chinese philosopher WAN KIN DIK (good friend BTW) says, "A Panda in the hand is worth 2 police cars in a bamboo bush"

So far not much love for pandas here.

Maybe the pandas got confused and thought the Chinese governments one child policy applies to them too.

Or maybe not.

After the Cultural Revolution even the animals towed the party line.

Don't complain, chew on bamboo, defecate.

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Quote: Simon Saunders

Maybe the pandas got confused and thought the Chinese governments one child policy applies to them too.

Or maybe not.

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I used to quite like shopping at C&A, but then that became extinct, and it wouldn't surprise me if P&A went the same way as well.