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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
While researching (well, a quick look at her Wikipedia page) I noticed Labour leadership hopeful Liz Kendall used to date Greg Davies off of 'Man Down.'
Not a couple I can imagine together. Well, I can, but I'd rather not. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Speaking of unlikely couples who will different Democrat and Republican candidates choose for their running mates?:
Donald Trump and Sarah Palin - I figure she's his kind of gal, shoots from the hips, crass, stupid in a smart red-neck ignorant kind of way. Perfect match, would love to see them doing campaign stops together. Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan - not sure why, but Hogan could threaten to beat the crap out of anyone making fun of Perry's foot in mouth disease... Jeb Bush and Dan Quayle - Jeb needs someone he can look smarter than and I think you have to dig back a ways to really find one that worked for his Daddy....... |
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rick Santorum should pick Dolly Parton.
Might help distract from his views if she burst into song every time he said something questionable. She'd be doing lots of singing. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes or a wardrobe malfunction. I think she might haul off and smack him one if she didn't like what he said.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How about Rick Perry and Katy Perry, we need more candidates that wear fruit baskets on their heads.
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Katy Perry could keep Rick Perry in check by squirting him with cream from her bra when he steps out of line.
Actually, scrap that. He'd probably enjoy it. I know I would. |
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Chris Christie and a Krispy Cream doughnut as VP.
Nah, scrap that as well. Christie would end up going down in history as the only president to eat his VP. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes but think, people could then tell him to take a "flying fuck at a rolling donut!"
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Of course a flying fuck at a rolling Katie would make ESPN 69
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.
So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Instead of a debate they could have a shoot out, that seems like it would be within the constitution.
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Simon Saunders
Writer Location: The Republic of Ninnies. Registered: 22 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rick Santorum and a psychiatric nurse. The nurse could pump him full of meds when he has one of his funny turns.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Brilliant, that could solve the problem of having too many to fit in one debate!! Not to mention they're all ugly bastards.
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
An armed debate on gun control, I would watch.
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Jaggedone
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I loved Laurel & Hardy, does that count?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not really. They were good though.
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