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Simon Saunders
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Posted: 25 Jul 15 12:41
While researching (well, a quick look at her Wikipedia page) I noticed Labour leadership hopeful Liz Kendall used to date Greg Davies off of 'Man Down.'

Not a couple I can imagine together.

Well, I can, but I'd rather not.

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Posted: 1 Aug 15 17:31
Speaking of unlikely couples who will different Democrat and Republican candidates choose for their running mates?:

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin - I figure she's his kind of gal, shoots from the hips, crass, stupid in a smart red-neck ignorant kind of way. Perfect match, would love to see them doing campaign stops together.

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan - not sure why, but Hogan could threaten to beat the crap out of anyone making fun of Perry's foot in mouth disease...

Jeb Bush and Dan Quayle - Jeb needs someone he can look smarter than and I think you have to dig back a ways to really find one that worked for his Daddy.......

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Posted: 1 Aug 15 19:44
Rick Santorum should pick Dolly Parton.

Might help distract from his views if she burst into song every time he said something questionable.

She'd be doing lots of singing.

Jean Le Fete
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Posted: 2 Aug 15 01:52
Yes or a wardrobe malfunction. I think she might haul off and smack him one if she didn't like what he said.

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Posted: 2 Aug 15 02:06
How about Rick Perry and Katy Perry, we need more candidates that wear fruit baskets on their heads.



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Speaking of unlikely couples who will different Democrat and Republican candidates choose for their running mates?:

Donald Trump and Sarah Palin - I figure she's his kind of gal, shoots from the hips, crass, stupid in a smart red-neck ignorant kind of way. Perfect match, would love to see them doing campaign stops together.

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan - not sure why, but Hogan could threaten to beat the crap out of anyone making fun of Perry's foot in mouth disease...

Jeb Bush and Dan Quayle - Jeb needs someone he can look smarter than and I think you have to dig back a ways to really find one that worked for his Daddy.......


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Posted: 2 Aug 15 02:16
Katy Perry could keep Rick Perry in check by squirting him with cream from her bra when he steps out of line.

Actually, scrap that. He'd probably enjoy it. I know I would.

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Posted: 2 Aug 15 02:20
Chris Christie and a Krispy Cream doughnut as VP.

Nah, scrap that as well. Christie would end up going down in history as the only president to eat his VP.

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Posted: 2 Aug 15 16:04
Yes but think, people could then tell him to take a "flying fuck at a rolling donut!"

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Posted: 2 Aug 15 16:06
Of course a flying fuck at a rolling Katie would make ESPN 69

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Posted: 2 Aug 15 20:50 - Edited By: Ellie James, 2 Aug 15 20:51
Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.

So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him.

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Posted: 2 Aug 15 23:00
Instead of a debate they could have a shoot out, that seems like it would be within the constitution.


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Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.

So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him.


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Posted: 3 Aug 15 11:09
Rick Santorum and a psychiatric nurse. The nurse could pump him full of meds when he has one of his funny turns.

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Posted: 3 Aug 15 23:11
Brilliant, that could solve the problem of having too many to fit in one debate!! Not to mention they're all ugly bastards.




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Instead of a debate they could have a shoot out, that seems like it would be within the constitution.


Quote: Ellie James

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.

So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him.



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Posted: 4 Aug 15 23:11
An armed debate on gun control, I would watch.




Quote: Jean Le Fete

Brilliant, that could solve the problem of having too many to fit in one debate!! Not to mention they're all ugly bastards.




Quote: victor nicholas

Instead of a debate they could have a shoot out, that seems like it would be within the constitution.


Quote: Ellie James

Rick Perry and Hulk Hogan....hmmm....You forget Rick Perry has a permit to carry a fire arm. He jogs with his gun in order to shoot the coyotes in the hill country where he jogs.

So, he wouldn't need Hulk Hogan to protect him.




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Posted: 5 Aug 15 18:56
I loved Laurel & Hardy, does that count?

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Posted: 5 Aug 15 21:58
Not really. They were good though.


 
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