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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I can't think of any.
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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hogwash! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, I can, but I can't say. It's privet.
That one ticks all the boxes. I willow you an apology after this rubbish. No Laurels for me. This is weak (it isn't very potentilla). Yew asked for it! Please visit our sponsors at HEDGES DIRECT |
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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I meant like a carwash for hedgehogs. Not sure that one works either. I'll 'leave' then. These jokes are a bit topiary. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It works if you explain it, I suppose, though it does cross the boundary a bit.
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CaptainSausage
Writer Location: UK Registered: 18 Feb 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's bushing the fences of acceptability, but I can just about thicket. |
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