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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah-bomp bah-bomp? Who put the ram In the rama-lama ding-dong? Who put the bop In the bop shoo-bop shoo-bop? Who put the dip In the dip da-dip da-dip? That's all very well, but who put the cunt in Scunthorpe? |
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Frank Michaels
Writer  Location: Pine Tick Holler Registered: 2 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wow, a lot of history here. One contemporary name I found is Nic Dakin. Have no idea who he/she is. Of course, taking it all literally, the person had to be... um, female. (IIIIEEE! Now I'm in trouble!) Somebody from your neck of the woods will have the proper reply and for that, I just bought a pint and will be camped out at the corner pub awaiting... (refill, please...) |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is Nik the cunt then?
So the answer is: 'the electorate'. |
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Frank Michaels
Writer Location: Pine Tick Holler Registered: 2 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, at least one sector of that electorate. (Damn! I didn't just say that. UGH!) |
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Frank Michaels
Writer Location: Pine Tick Holler Registered: 2 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
To dream ... the impossible dream ...
To fight ... the unbeatable foe ... To bear ... with unbearable sorrow ... To run ... where the brave dare notgo... There, there now, sir... no need to try and sing. But, where is the answer? What is the goal? Reach deep... How deep? Until you find something. Like... pocket lint? Yes, of course. ... |
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Jaggedone
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Scunthorpe has many a fine pussy lad!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah, the Pussy Lads! Plenty of them in this neck of the woods, as well!
By the way, Frank, what's 'notgo'? |
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