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Dear Spoof with added idle,drunken rhetoric.

Only kidding!

I wish you all well and a merry Christmas to one and all.

Gawd 'elp us everyone

Marry Christmas to you, too Clive.

Ellie

I'll see you over there...

Mine's a babycham.

Debbie

Ellie, Les and Debs = ELD = Excellent Lampooning Delights!

A very merry Xmas guys

Dear Spoof:

A year on now since the massacre in four-part harmony. What have I learned? Crispin Hard Apple Cider will get you fucked up.

That's about all. Cept Clive Danton is a carp and he did start the shit. Had he not, no shit would have been started.

Merry Xmas.

BTW, who is fighting on Boxing Day?

Sincerely,
Francois Dubois, S.J.

Dear Spoof "Now with added, idle drunken rhetoric"

Merry Christmas Francisco!

What can I say my friend? I guess I'm just a born, low-down, lousy agent provok...agent provoccy...agent provocer...shit stirrer

*lights pipe and grabs bottle of Crispin before drinking deeply*

Man that's some mighty fine shit right there my friends!

Who's fightin' on Boxing Day? Why my nan and grandad of course! Married 67 years and hatin' each other just a little more with every passing day

CD, I'd play you any day, glorious cockney whit at Chrissy!!

Dear Spoof "Now with added idle, drunken rhetoric"

Convince impressionable young women in night clubs that you're a professional footballer by hurling yourself to the ground, writhing in agony when one of them gently brushes past you on the way to the ladies lavatory.

Will Carling
Lady Diana Trading Estate
Paris

Dear Spoof "Now with etc"

BREAKING NEWS: Large Crack Opens In Antarctica Bringing Relief To Encased Russian Ship. "It was the least I could do" says Katie Price. Source. Associated Press.

Dear Spoof,

I agree CD is totally mad, however, if he wasn't he'd be a Ripper...

Happy New whatever you want!

Dear Spoof "Now etc"

Rumours of my insanity are wholly accurate, deeply hurtful and beyond any conjecture and you can tell Mark Twain I said that!

Dear Spoof,

after thoroughly investigating the state of CD's mind set, I have decided to completely LP'y

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Quote: Jaggedone

Dear Spoof,

after thoroughly investigating the state of CD's mind set, I have decided to go completely LP'y

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Happy New Year! Which way'd we go???!

Dear Spoof,

Jean le Fete has inquired into which direction this post should go in 2014, for reference ask Alice..