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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tom Johns had his heart transplant and made a steady recovery. Some weeks later, he was passing a music shop and decided to go in and have a look around. In the middle of the shop floor stood a grand piano. He sat down and began to play "Night train". Tom was interupted by an assistant asking Tom where he had learnt to play. Tom answered he had not ever played the piano. Some months later, Tom learnt that his heart donor was a concert pianist.
weird, wacky or wonderful? Arm xxxxxxxxxxx |
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radiogagger
Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Can you explain why women throw their knickers at Tom Jones?
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you seen the size of his washing machine! Arm xxx |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've heard summat similar about a bloke who had a heart transplant, and started to manifest stuff that the donor would have known/felt etc.
Who knows - maybe the 'mind' isn't 'housed' in the 'brain' as we think?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Neither weird, whacky, nor wonderful.
Urban myth. Reminds me of that daft Peter Lorre film 'The Hand' about a concert pianist who received the hand of a murderer transplanted onto his arm after an accident. He kept trying to strangle himself, whilst going: "The Hand! The Hand!" Absolute bollocks, but having said that, it was quite comical, in a weird way. Regards Skoob. |
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radiogagger
Writer Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arm, you are a leg. Err... sorry I mean Arm you are a ledge' Not a compo winning ledge' but a funny forum replies ledge'. RDOG |
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bill Cosby says your mind is in your ass because as soon as you sit down, you remember what it was that you were looking for.
Ellie p.s. On a serious note, a high school friend's daughter was killed tragically in a skiing accident. They donated her organs. One of the organ's recipients, after the transplant, began craving foods he'd never liked before. When he read about my friend's daughter....he knew whose organ he had and why he craved the new foods. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob! I am not lying, look at my face, is it red? Its all true, my dad said so, honest, I will go on Jeremy Kyle and have a lie detector test, or Jerry Springer and get two fat birds to have a punch up. Would I lie to you? Honest mate, I am not trying to convince you, on my dead cats life, its true, I saw the bloke playing the piano.
Thank you Radio, I love your wit, as dry as the desert, or is that a dessert? Anyway, I love it. Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I didn't say you were lying Arm. I just said that I don't believe it. And I don't. Like I said previously - it's just another urban myth.
Regards Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
How very dare you, calling a myth! Wait till I tell Mrs SKOOB about the donkey and the jar of relish.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Adam Click
It got worse... Registered: 6 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That is weird. The exact same thing happened to me, only my victim was a chicken. |
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