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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 31 May 12 22:19
Tom Johns had his heart transplant and made a steady recovery. Some weeks later, he was passing a music shop and decided to go in and have a look around. In the middle of the shop floor stood a grand piano. He sat down and began to play "Night train". Tom was interupted by an assistant asking Tom where he had learnt to play. Tom answered he had not ever played the piano. Some months later, Tom learnt that his heart donor was a concert pianist.

weird, wacky or wonderful?

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Posted: 1 Jun 12 17:05
Can you explain why women throw their knickers at Tom Jones?

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 1 Jun 12 18:19

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Can you explain why women throw their knickers at Tom Jones?


Have you seen the size of his washing machine!


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Posted: 1 Jun 12 21:07
I've heard summat similar about a bloke who had a heart transplant, and started to manifest stuff that the donor would have known/felt etc.

Who knows - maybe the 'mind' isn't 'housed' in the 'brain' as we think?


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Tom Johns had his heart transplant and made a steady recovery. Some weeks later, he was passing a music shop and decided to go in and have a look around. In the middle of the shop floor stood a grand piano. He sat down and began to play "Night train". Tom was interupted by an assistant asking Tom where he had learnt to play. Tom answered he had not ever played the piano. Some months later, Tom learnt that his heart donor was a concert pianist.

weird, wacky or wonderful?

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Posted: 1 Jun 12 22:20 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 1 Jun 12 22:21
Neither weird, whacky, nor wonderful.

Urban myth.

Reminds me of that daft Peter Lorre film 'The Hand' about a concert pianist who received the hand of a murderer transplanted onto his arm after an accident. He kept trying to strangle himself, whilst going: "The Hand! The Hand!"

Absolute bollocks, but having said that, it was quite comical, in a weird way.

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Posted: 2 Jun 12 13:41

Quote: armfeetandtoe


Quote: radiogagger

Can you explain why women throw their knickers at Tom Jones?


Have you seen the size of his washing machine!


Arm xxx


Arm, you are a leg. Err... sorry I mean Arm you are a ledge'

Not a compo winning ledge' but a funny forum replies ledge'.

RDOG


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Posted: 2 Jun 12 15:47
Bill Cosby says your mind is in your ass because as soon as you sit down, you remember what it was that you were looking for.

Ellie

p.s. On a serious note, a high school friend's daughter was killed tragically in a skiing accident. They donated her organs. One of the organ's recipients, after the transplant, began craving foods he'd never liked before. When he read about my friend's daughter....he knew whose organ he had and why he craved the new foods.

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 2 Jun 12 16:25
Skoob! I am not lying, look at my face, is it red? Its all true, my dad said so, honest, I will go on Jeremy Kyle and have a lie detector test, or Jerry Springer and get two fat birds to have a punch up. Would I lie to you? Honest mate, I am not trying to convince you, on my dead cats life, its true, I saw the bloke playing the piano.


Thank you Radio, I love your wit, as dry as the desert, or is that a dessert? Anyway, I love it.

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Posted: 2 Jun 12 16:39
I didn't say you were lying Arm. I just said that I don't believe it. And I don't. Like I said previously - it's just another urban myth.

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armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 2 Jun 12 17:55
How very dare you, calling a myth! Wait till I tell Mrs SKOOB about the donkey and the jar of relish.


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Posted: 2 Jun 12 18:08 - Edited By: Adam Click, 2 Jun 12 18:11

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Neither weird, whacky, nor wonderful.

Urban myth.

Reminds me of that daft Peter Lorre film 'The Hand' about a concert pianist who received the hand of a murderer transplanted onto his arm after an accident. He kept trying to strangle himself, whilst going: "The Hand! The Hand!"

Absolute bollocks, but having said that, it was quite comical, in a weird way.

Regards

Skoob.


That is weird. The exact same thing happened to me, only my victim was a chicken.


 
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