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raburcke
Writer Location: Fuengirola, Spain Registered: 9 May 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd like to start a competition to find out who gets the title of thickest nutter on The Spoof!
I shall start us off slowly and we can, if you will, build up to a grand finale. I'm as thick as molasses on a fine winter morning in Lapland. I'm as thick as my Gran's mayonnaise, the one my Grandfather used as putty to put in a new window! My thoughts are like eggs waiting to be hatchIed, but hard-boiled ones! I's as thick as a lump of lead, after it has been beaten senseless with a sledge-hammer! *** Over to the audience: |
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Inchcock
Writer  Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Er..
Inchy |
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raburcke
Writer Location: Fuengirola, Spain Registered: 9 May 12 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Very loquacious, Inchy!
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radiogagger
Writer  Location: FM and DAB. Registered: 29 Dec 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Er...
'Gagger |
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Jaggedone
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I'm as thick as a lump of s++t, but I smell nice, sometimes!
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm so thick it takes an age to stir me.
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Jaggedone
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Custard has a tendency to thicken overnight, but I'm not yellow, Coldplay are.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
back to front or side to side eh?
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