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Jaggedone
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It flew away!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't blame it.
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wound mine up, and it pecked me on the nose....All I said was, "What time do you call this Hanz"
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Jaggedone
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Christian Anderson / a fairy tale just like The Wizard of Oz-born.
There it goes flying high in the sky, hope it finds a nest with a female cuckoo to |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oz-Born? Thats a biscuit aint it?
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Jaggedone
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Dry-crispy, round without choccy, good with a cuppa and don't leave brown marks on the side like my sixteen year-old who's just been to the loo-water!
It's mating time, ask Jack! |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I told my eighteen year old about having food round her mouth when eating. She should have learnt to eat out of the trough like the rest of the kids.
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Jaggedone
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Snort, snort! I remember custard creams and jammy dodgers (loads of them around here)
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I remember sugar sandwiches, rind off the bacon, Jubblies, can still smell my Nans cooking, so did my Grandad, thats why he went abroad............
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Jaggedone
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I remember bacon with doshes of Daddies Sauce, but ever since I've been a veggie (28 years) I dosh my Daddies on veggie bacon!
Where's that damn cuckoo? I think he's met a Blackbird with a Beatle in its mouth |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What made you give up eating dead cows? I did try once, but the steak kept laughing at me and saying "your not man enough". I do get a little worried when I read what they feed poultry. Did you feel better for giving up?
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Jaggedone
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Arm, it helped (amongst other things) transform my way of perceiving the world, its evil and mistreatment, not only of animals, but also the way we treat each other.
It helped cleanse my soul, my spirit and my temple and I feel much better within. I would never force anybody to do the same because everybody should choose which direction they travel, but if people wish to give up eating dead animals, my wife and myself always attempt to assist. I am in no way religious or even a great animal lover, but two of my major influences in my life were Gandhi and Krishnamurti; both vegetarians. Thanks for inquiring, JO |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you, I studied Gandhi, he had a sixth sense, a way of speaking into peoples hearts and asking them to listen, rather than force feed his ideas. One of his best quotes for me is; "A "No" uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble".
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Jaggedone
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Arm, we could do with some of that wisdom here mate, thank you for that one, you made me feel a lot better.
Time for din dins! See you in a bit / a very calm JO |
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