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Who boiled the first egg?

When did the first bird fly?

Who framed Roger Rabbit?





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Who shot JR?

Who let the dogs out?

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

What idiot invented toothache

What time was breakfast before the clock was invented

Who wrote the first page of the bible

When did the first man blush



Arm xxxxxxxx

Who stuck his finger in the dyke?

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Who stuck his finger in the dyke?

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this one is just too easy, but I'll pass.


Who cares?
Who knows?
Whodunnit?
Who's there?

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Who shot JR?

Who let the dogs out?

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

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It was me....well, not JR though.

Ellie

When did the first man blush


When he realized Eve didn't want him to eat just the apple.

These questions have concerned me for ages now.

Perhaps a book of explanations/suggestions/answers to such world-wide concern causing questions could be written?

On the other hand...

Inchy

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Quote: radiogagger

Who shot JR?

Who let the dogs out?

Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

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It was me....well, not JR though.

Ellie

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my, you have been busy

Prove it Radio! You look like JR, where were you on the night? and why have you gone in to hiding under your duvet.




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its so warm under there! and i save on electricity!

Blast! the man has an alibi. Are sure you are not in a tent?


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I would like to know if there is a "Spoof for Dummies" book. And one that even I can understand!
Can I ask this question here or is this considered highjacking(serious Q!)

Nope, I am the worst person to ask, but my list of highly educated teachers are as follows;

Lynton

Inchcock

SKOOB

Jaggadone

C.J.

Monkey Woods

Ellis Ian fields

Clive Danton

Churchmouse

Iain B

Mark Lowton

Ellie May

Radiogagga

Pinxit

And that is just a few. If you are stuck, any one of these people will gladly help you. They have been helping me since day one and I continue to pick thier brains. Do not be afraid to ask or feel inferior, they are a very welcoming bunch of loonies and will put you right.

Hope this helps

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks for the help, Arm. Much appreciated!

Raburcke a heart felt welcome to the house of horrors and complete insanity. Never mind the banter, just feel as if you are at home.

How's the weather over their in sunny Spain? JO

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Thanks for the help, Arm. Much appreciated!

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this one is just too easy, but I'll pass - Charpa, Holland is glad that he didn't pass water either!

I want to know why the lamb donor kebabs in Green St E2 are the finest in the known world and why the Turkish gentleman who constructs them for me with such dexterity and loving care remembers my name and the fact that I always have extra chilli sauce and NO TOMATOES! despite the fact he only sees me about 3 times a year owing to the fact that I've now moved south of the river.

I want to know that and I want to know why people cant just get along with one another when there's quite enough grief and discord in the world without people being silly cunts on the internet, where you dont even have the sweet opportunity of knocking your detractors spark fucking out!

Anyone?

Sorry for the dilute vitriol guys. Been a tricky day. I actually DO like everyone x

Clive you beautifus person, I see a tall dark man......No..wait a minute....Did you ask for the half hour reading or the ten minute argument? I can not remeber.

Anyway mate, it seems we are an island race that has become bored with kicking the shit out of people in far off lands, that have only pineapple to protect themselves. We now want to stop travelling and start kicking the shit out of each other. I remember the days when people laughed freely. It now seems to be a tabboo.

Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Clive you beautifus person, I see a tall dark man......No..wait a minute....Did you ask for the half hour reading or the ten minute argument? I can not remeber.

Anyway mate, it seems we are an island race that has become bored with kicking the shit out of people in far off lands, that have only pineapple to protect themselves. We now want to stop travelling and start kicking the shit out of each other. I remember the days when people laughed freely. It now seems to be a tabboo.

Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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We'll have a drink one day you and I my good friend.

My shout x

You know it! A jar and a laugh, what more could you want?



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I want to know......what is the meaning of life?

I've seen the Monty Python film and it provided me with no real answers. Although Mr Creosote amused me greatly.

Please help me before the men in white coats come to get me.

Simon, you need to watch it again, you did not mention the waiter and the grim reaper. The meaning of life is quite simple really. Ask Clive Danton he knows. By the way......DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU! THEY'RE HERE!.....


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