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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Did you know, three people are less likley to duet on a karoke night down the local boozer.
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Jaggedone
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Arm, I'd believe you if I was pissed and was seeing double!
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Erskin Quint
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Jellyfish and blancmange is not a good idea for a savoury dessert.
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Jaggedone
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could get soggy, the jelly fish that is
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Erskin Quint
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You can't fit twenty camels into a fag packet.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Heating up a labrador and sticking it into a bun does not make a good hot dog.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A pony may be a little horse but that doesn't mean it knows how to speak softly.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
George Osborne would make a good pig sty if he was mucked out.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Come on, keep up.
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armfeetandtoe
Writer Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jumping out off a tower block and landing on your feet could make you shorter.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
One swallow does not a porn film make.
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Erskin Quint
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That's a cracker!
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