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What if they had turned up with Bobby Gould, Frankenstein and Olly Murrs?

I don't think they would have got in myself, but who knows?

'Makes you think, don't it, eh guvnor?'

'Have a wildebeest? Cor, thank you guvnor, don't mind if I do. I'll put it behind me ear and smoke it later, if you don't mind, once I've finished robbing these here corpses. Here, what's this? (reads)

'"...Aaar, Jim lad, just 'ee let Old Long John finish a-practisin' me euphonium, an oi'll be roit with 'ee, Jim lad, ahaar, ahaar..."

'That's rubbish, that is, guvnor. That'll not be worth tuppence, that.'

Bobby Gould, Frankenstein and Olly Murrs?

Add Paddy McGuinness and thats the worst 'I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of here' line up ever.

Was they wise wot like we are? They fetched Gulp, Frankimachine, and Mertha, we would have got some gold, frankenstien and mur. Daft gits, fancy following a star! All they had to do was get the N074 bus from Putney Heath.


Have a pie mate, go on, only been on the counter two days.


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There were also 3 sheepshaggers; Leeds Fans, All the Welsh and lonely Turks.

And that was just the walk in trade! Then there was tht lot from the Isle of Mull, the Pix, Moors, and some Millwall fans that had managed to give the old bill the slip.



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Aussies are also quite religious sheep-Shearers, Geordie bastards.

I always thought the three wise men were; Ernie, Dennis and that fella Ray (off of 'Twin Peaks).