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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 17:09
Here's the Latest Election Poll!!

The Acronym Front 500%
Jaggedone's British Acronym Party 1735%
Monkey Woods' Acronym Defence League 2697%
If It Ain't Broke, Fix It Party 1%
If It's Broke, Don't Fix It Party 1%
Write And Let's All Write In The Nude Alliance 3%
Ellie's Rainbow 'Alliance' Bureau 12%
Anti-Acronym Social Democratic Unionist Bombers 0.0001%

VOTE ASDUB!!!



Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 17:20
I'm voting ASDUB - or whatever it is.

I'm not being damn well dictated to. I shan't have it!

And I am NOT paranoid - so stop looking at me. I know what you're thinking. Bloody little Hitlers everywhere these days.

There was one up the shops earlier directing the traffic.

I told him to leave me alone. The bastard.

Regards

Skoob.

Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa
Posted: 26 Apr 12 17:36 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 26 Apr 12 17:36


You're a fool Skoob!!

D'you hear me, a fool..

That novelist Jaggedone's gonna tie you in knots with his brilliant cryptic acronyms..

Acronyms are forever!!

Acronyms will last a thousand years!!!



Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 17:45
Is Tulisa in it? This N-Dubz thing?

Just askin'

Skoob.

Ellie James
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 18:29
Huh???? How did that happen? How did I start a Rainbow Alliance ?

Why can't we all just get along?

Ellie

Ellis Ian Fields
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 18:34
I'll join your Rainbow Alliance, Ellie - oh, sorry! I'm already in ASDUB or whatever it is we're called.

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 18:53


Not sure our Ellie's following all this..

Anyone ready to translate?

Ellis???


(I would only the wife's just thwacked the dinner gong in the Great Hall downstairs..






Erskin Quint
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Posted: 26 Apr 12 21:58
Howl though they may, the running dogs of bourgeois gobshittery will never penetrate the Cloud of Unknowing.


 
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