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I've decided to create this topic for two reasons:

1) to replace all this talk about acronyms and the counterpoint of acronyms are dumb, etc.

2) to help me get a date

That's right. I have an online dating profile....but I'm not telling any of you where it is! But, if you'd like to have a go and help me edit things, then please be my guest.

If I find your comment amusing, hilarious, or genius, I'll post it on my profile and let you know if anyone comments on your clever addition.

Feel free to add to the following:

my self summary
what I do on a typical day
favorite things

anything else you can think of....

Ellie

Great idea Ellie..

Anything that replaces Acronyms (YUK!) wins the full support of the Anti-Acronym Social Democratic Unionist Bombing Party..

One thing however.

The endgame of our campaign is exclusively to do with entertainment value..

We say Acronyms stink

We're PRO DANTONITES

PRO the DEAR SPOOF COLUMN..

Anti Acronym

Meanwhile, we wish your sex-thread every success!

VOTE ASDUB

Great idea, Ellie...

You want a British date? Talk about your favourite football team. If you name one of the top ones - Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea etc - you're likely to come across sad buggers who chase vicarious success. Now solid people like me (already taken - not that you'd be interested) support lesser outfits like Portsmouth - we have a more realistic view of ups and downs, success and failure. This idea of swollen expectations doesn't apply to us. We know that you're too good for us and we'll treat you good.

Er - that's it really.

Sad buggers?

You miserable shit! Just you wait till Saturday! Heads will roll.

Oh yes.

Skoob. (Off for a well earned kip. G'night all.)

Ellie - I'm just trying to help. Pay no attention to Skoob - he's a Man Utd supporter.

Supporter usually posts perplexing oratory rather than elegant ritin'

CJ - It's not a sex thread. It's my online dating profile. Meaning....a date! What kind of girl do you think I am?

As for the football talk....I live in Texas. Not a lot of British football fans here. If I mention football, then people assume I mean the Dallas Cowboys. And, since I pretty much can't stand American football....then I should just not bother.

I've been considering adding Zombie catcher to my list of interests....just to see who responds to that!

Ellie

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CJ - What kind of girl do you think I am?

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OMG! What a horrible mistake!

Ellie darling, huge and sincere apologies! I'm so sorry! I can't imagine what happened there And that's not trying to make an excuse. There can be no excuse. Sure, it was late at night. But to even suggest... Yuk! Ellie my precious, I'm mortified. Truly distraught. Look, I'm folding like a girl. Tears dripping down my wine-stained cheeks. Sobbing............. as I visualise you standing over me. My manly chest heaving under this tight rubber shirt. Thighs pumping hard against my new Olympic cycling shorts, the proud Union Jack covering evidence of my horrible guilt. What can I do Ellie? What can I say? How can I ever make amends? Look, I'll rip the shirt off and flog my hairy back. Will that do? OUCH! There! Did you feel that Ellie? The pain! That really hurt that did. That'll teach me! THWACK! Oooooo. Look, we've drawn blood? Wow! You are a strong girl. Again? Are you sure? Don't you think I've suffered enough? Ahhhh. Oh Ellie no. Oh no. Please! Anything but that. I know I've been ever such a naughty boy. But no. Surely I don't deserve that? Do I? OK. I'll take them off. So long as you're absolutely sure. You are sure! OK then... AAAARGGGHHH. That hurt Ellie my darling. Yes yes yes...It really did hurt. AAArgghh. No, no, yes yes yes.. no no yes alright, if you say so, no, yes. I'll never do it again. Ever..

Aaahhh..

(covers face with embarrassment and leaves room in horrible disgrace)

Elegant
Lucid
Literary
Intelligent
Erudite

Joker
Affable
Mercurial
Earnest
Silly

Eloquent lady literally in erotic/emotional jam a mate earnestly seeks.

Sorry it's crap but that's acronyms for you.

Ellie i saw Morgan Spurlock on Conan last night (monday edition - shown Thurs where i am)

he is doing a new 'docu' on comic-con - i think this is where you will meet your ideal man

There's definitely an acronym for this somewhere C.J.

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Quote: Ellie James

CJ - What kind of girl do you think I am?

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OMG! What a horrible mistake!

Ellie darling, huge and sincere apologies! I'm so sorry! I can't imagine what happened there And that's not trying to make an excuse. There can be no excuse. Sure, it was late at night. But to even suggest... Yuk! Ellie my precious, I'm mortified. Truly distraught. Look, I'm folding like a girl. Tears dripping down my wine-stained cheeks. Sobbing............. as I visualise you standing over me. My manly chest heaving under this tight rubber shirt. Thighs pumping hard against my new Olympic cycling shorts, the proud Union Jack covering evidence of my horrible guilt. What can I do Ellie? What can I say? How can I ever make amends? Look, I'll rip the shirt off and flog my hairy back. Will that do? OUCH! There! Did you feel that Ellie? The pain! That really hurt that did. That'll teach me! THWACK! Oooooo. Look, we've drawn blood? Wow! You are a strong girl. Again? Are you sure? Don't you think I've suffered enough? Ahhhh. Oh Ellie no. Oh no. Please! Anything but that. I know I've been ever such a naughty boy. But no. Surely I don't deserve that? Do I? OK. I'll take them off. So long as you're absolutely sure. You are sure! OK then... AAAARGGGHHH. That hurt Ellie my darling. Yes yes yes...It really did hurt. AAArgghh. No, no, yes yes yes.. no no yes alright, if you say so, no, yes. I'll never do it again. Ever..

Aaahhh..

(covers face with embarrassment and leaves room in horrible disgrace)

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Ellie i saw Morgan Spurlock on Conan last night (monday edition - shown Thurs where i am)

he is doing a new 'docu' on comic-con - i think this is where you will meet your ideal man

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Well...comic con is coming to Dallas in May. I may go...not to hit on guys but because it would be interesting to be in a place with so many geeks.

I do like Morgan Spurlock. Any man who would almost go into liver failure for the movie Supersize Me is okay in my book. Giving it up for art....that's an impressive quality. Sometimes...

Ellie

Can I advertise my brothel on this thread? We are doing a special this week "Two for one"


Arm xxxxxxxx

Brothels? Yes please, I love soup.

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Can I advertise my brothel on this thread? We are doing a special this week "Two for one"


Arm xxxxxxxx

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One eyed, one armed onanist looking for person to hold page open why he performs lurid sex act on self.

Please apply to:

Mr Nelson
Trafalgar Square
London

I'd like to be...under the sea, in an octopussey's garden in the shade.

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I'd like to be...under the sea, in an octopussey's garden in the shade.

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What is that from? The x rated version of Little Mermaid?

Wanted: Person with small feet to walk all over me.

The last one had size nines and took me for everything.


Oblamov Torquete

Limington

Oh you children of the 70s, that is a song from the Beatles, with a an adaptation from the James Bond movie, Octopussy, x-rated? HA!rdly...

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I'd like to be...under the sea, in an octopussey's garden in the shade.

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What is that from? The x rated version of Little Mermaid?

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