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"This is a bulletin on behalf of the Anti Dear Spoof Thread League

See that Dear Spoof thread? See that? That's a load of bollocks is that. Utter shite. What an advert for this fine seat of learning. After all, this is the place where you can learn about Miley Cyrus and her vagina, Alfred Shufflebotham and stories with Dorking in the title that have very little to do with Dorking. Pah.

Let's blow the bastard up."

These are not the views of the Icelandic Jury. However, these could be the views of the Icelandic Jury, should we ever choose to hold them. Then, should we make another choice, we could then foist our views. It is not, nor has it ever been, the policy of the Icelandic Jury so to foist views.

Nor is it a policy of the Icelandic Jury to take anything resembling umbrage.

The foisting of views and the taking of anything resembling umbrage, these are foreign to the spirit of free lunacy that prevails here in Iceland.

Of course, we celebrate the world's diversity, and, to that end, we recognise and encourage the right of others to hold their views and to express them.

However, all this can be changed, should we here in Iceland resolve to follow the practices of foisting and of taking things that resemble umbrage. Such practices would be accompanied by wailing and gnashing of teeth in the fjords and fjalls. But, as our grandmothers used to tell us, 'it's better than being shit on'.

What is your name?

Obergruppenfuhrer Schumacher

Walmington on Sea.

I'm a paid up member of volcanic dimensions. Geysers

Dear Spoof

The United Snakes of America, hereby surrenders to Iceland, c'mon over gang, its all yours!


JLF

Except Texas.....

Texas is going to secede. But that would mean that I could then apply to immigrate to Seattle finally, and then I could be illegible for Icelandic citizenship.

Trousers down six of the best for you Erskin!

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

wot the fukc for?

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Trousers down six of the best for you Erskin!

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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It is Sunday, thought you might like a change from watching Mary Poppins again.


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

It is Sunday, thought you might like a change from watching Mary Poppins again.


Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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I'd love to watch Mary pop-it-in

Jag you dirty boy. Meet me at Victoria train station next sunday, the bitch is doing a strip at the Kings Head.



Arm xxxxxxxxxxxx

I always knew the King was a filthy swine.

He is and was once a merry old sole. trouble with some fiddlers turned him. Poor bloke.






Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Fiddlers Elbow - you don't want to get that. I'm a martyr to that. And as for Potters Crouch, don't ask.

I thought you got a dose of Potters Bar when you went Mouse sniffing in the Cotswolds? Or was it SKOOB?




Love as always

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Potters Crouch; is than not Peter's local? The beams are high there not like in Potteries.