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Here's the Latest Election Poll!!
DOWN WITH FASCISTS!!!


The Acronym Front 41%
British Acronym Party 35%
Acronym Defence League 17%
If It Ain't Broke, Fix It Party 2%
If It's Broke, Don't Fix It Party 2%
Write And Let's All Write In The Nude Alliance 2%
Anti-Acronym Social Democratic Unionist Bombers 1%

The bastards are trying to hound us out of this site Colonel.

They shouldn't be allowed to get away with it.

The whole world ought to be allowed to make their own rules up as they talk absolute bollocks. It's called democracy!

Shhh - they're catching on...

Mum's the word.

They don't want us to have a voice Skoob..

Even though there's just the two of us..

Call that democracy???

Blimey, with support like that, I want in... sign me up!

Lets organise a rock concert - Rock Against Acronyms! RAA!!!

We could get ABC, KLF, MFSB, TSOP, Jay-Zee, and KC out of the Sunshine Band!

Regards

Skoob.

You forgot KFC!

Him too!

The swine!

(Hi Frankie! How's tricks?)

Regards

Skoob.

All those wishing to join tonight's rescheduled mission to blow-up the acronym thread, please gather at the bar of The Coal Hole in The Strand at 9.45 sharp.

In case the tank won't start in the rain, bring a forklift truck if you've got one. Plus a brolly

and a warm hat

Shall I bring my portable tactical nuclear device?

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Quote: Ellis Ian Fields

Shall I bring my portable tactical nuclear device?

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Sure, but leave it outside next to the tank.
The landlord's a fussy old bugger..

But if it's raining, the touchpaper will get damp and then it won't work. Can't you get that Matilde bint to bring a big bag to hide it in?

I have a flame thrower....well actually it's a can of Lynx and a lighter. Shall I bring it anyway?

Suicide Simon

Ellis.... We'll light the thermo-nuclear device with Simon's flame thrower..

Who's bringing the sausage rolls?

I have just managed to acquire some bullet proof socks off of a woman on ebay. They'll be handy if things get a bit sticky. She says she'll drop them off at the boozer. I might be a bit late, if she gets there before me you'll know it's her because she'll be the one disguised as a hand grenade. She also goes by the name Millie Tent.

Nice one Simon..

I like it..

Are we sharing the one pair of socks?

Or is she offering us a 'job lot'?

In which case she should come early..

(through the side door eh)

I'm bringing my rifle. The one with the telepathic sight. The Acronym thread is doomed. Doomed I say. We've got them on the run chaps. They've even dragged Woods and the McCarthy chappy out of the woodwork.

Well, let me tell you - they can slather all they like...crosshairs...right between the jocular orbs...and BANG! - Drop Dead Thread!

Or was that a Rik Mayall film?

Regards

The Viper.

Just one thing: we mustn't tell the missus what we're up to - she'll throw a fit if she knows I'm out with me nuclear weapon - she thinks it's too dangerous.

Ha! You spelt 'Nucular' wrong!

Bring it anyway. The Acronym thread is doomed!

But we've got to make sure we get them all together...

Regards

Predator.

Colonel,

There are four pairs of bullet proof socks. If there are more than four of us we'll have to split the pairs up. Those of us with one sock will have to hop around on one foot to be on the safe side.

Suicide Simon

Simon..

You're a natural in the field of battle..

Looks like there's just the four of us, so it'll be one sock each.

Can you be matron?

Also:- As of 7.00pm GMT consider yerself Acting Wing Commander

Colonel,

I would be honoured to take the role of matron. One specification I would make is that everyone should address me as "Oooo matron."

Acting wing commander you say. Happy to do that as well. Although I'm not sure the wings will listen to me.

Acting Wing Commander/Matron,
Suicide Simon

Simon

Pertinent question: Can you slather like a good un?

If so, you'll do for me!

Shhh....Walls have ...I dunno...stuff....and that.

Wallis Simpson
Newsagent.

Skoob,

Slather is my middle name. Well, Peter is my real middle name but you know what I mean.
I was Leicestershire schools slatherer of the year, every year from 1990 to 1995 so I feel my credentials are top notch.

Acting Wing Commander/Oooo Matron,
Suicide Simon

I know of Leicester..

damp little city..

but healthy: not an acronym to be had, anywhere..

Enough of this ball-shit, let's go and watch some real ball-shit!