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Well, I called the football wrong tonight. But contrary to what the West London media muppets describe as a 'heroic performance' - to me it more resembled a 1960s Italian outfit.

I hope they lose in the Final.

And wasn't that handball for a pen before Torres broke away?

Regards (For Shame)

Skoob.

Dunno mate, I'm more interested in what Stevenage, Notts County and Brentford are up to.

Nobody ever had any luck on the way to a cup final, did they?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Dunno mate, I'm more interested in what Stevenage, Notts County and Brentford are up to.

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sorry about Notts County EQ but they done us a HUMUNGUS favour on saturday!

We came second tonight. Mind you, I'm not really bothered. As you may see by the story currently in appro.

It does contain a lot of swearing.

I'm quite nice really - don't believe the Slatherists.

Regards

Slathering Skoob.

yes indeed - there are a few football stories in approvals if anyone wants some easy bonus points.

On it.

I get the feeling I'm about to be demolished...

Luv

Skoob.

I say, any of you chaps know who went goose over turkey in the cricket? Bludy football was on agin, upset the Mamsab she wanted to thrash the walla.




Berty x

Dashed bad lot these footer johnnies old horse. Filthy arabs the whole job lot of 'em. Ought to be shot.

Anyone game for a spot of tiger-huntin', what? Tigers suffering from something of a scarcity in this sceptred isle, Lord Binnacle and yours truly usually dress the gardener in a tiger suit and have at the blighter. After a few bottles of claret, you can hardly tell the difference.

Sorry I can't play the perfect host - the little woman's put her foot down after the elephants ran amok in her rhubarb and trampled the vicar last time out - but if someone else can step into the breach, the game's afoot, what?

Tally ho!

'Stinky' Binkington

Stinky! you cove! Its Binky from prep!

Your right about these footy whalla's scare the hell out of Mamsab, old girl thinks they play in thier skids! They need lining up and served a hot crumpet from behind! Damn thier eyes! Got to go, the Canard needs gutting.



Binky Blonket-Blonket-Smythe

Banbury on canal

Oxon

Binky old fruit!

How's the duck's disease you old tartar?

Remember when you borrowed Mildew, our butler, during the Crimean War?

Would you mind awfully sendin' him back, there's a good chap? The antimacassars need a spring clean.

'Stinky' Binkington