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Here is a Policy Statement on behalf of:-

The Anti-Acronym Social Democratic Unionist Bombers Party


If we win, we'll

A) abolish all fares
B) give everyone a £1m bonus.

Vote ASDUB on May 3rd!



Oh yes!

Yes! Down with this sort of thing!

YDWTSOT

It was never up to much and it isn't funny!

IWNUTMAIIF

Still, one's man's meat is another man's poison.

SOMMIAMP

Anyone for tennis?

Regards

Somebody Killed Old Olive - Bastard!

SKOOB.

Politicians irritate Simon Saunders.

PISS.

Ah!

Mr Skoob

Good Evening!

Excellent. I take that to mean you wish to join the ASDUBs..

Good man. Welcome aboard.

Here's our Manifesto...

Hang on a mo..

You're already listed as OUR ONLY OTHER MEMBER..

Twat!!!!

Look mate, you know I'm a twat, Mrs Skoob knows I'm a twat, and now thw whole world - or at least three of us, now know that I'm a twat.

Am I bovvered?

FREEDOM FOR DORKING!

Oh yes!

Some Knowledgable Opt Outs...Bert...

SKOOB

Tah dah! How's that for a strawberry fool!

Just make sure you're there with the wire flex tonight eh..

11.00 p.m...

Bring a sandwich just in case..

and a bottle of Tizer..

Shhhh

Disembowelment is too good for these BASTARDS!

They should be forced to survive on Skol Lager!

And hot dogs!

The swines!

Skooboobee-you Ka-bodie-doo Oooby Oooby Doo - Whop!

SKOOB.

Vote ASDUB...


Bomb Acronym..

Maybe you should apply for a job as party suicide bomber, that'll shake Spoof HQ!

Is this an admission of guilt JO?

Is it?

For wilfully propogating the most tedious and witless thread in Christendom? The public face of our hallowed wobblesite?

Well, is it?

We deserve to be told. We have sold our very souls to be here. That's the least we deserve.

Even this thread is more entertaining!

And this thread is crap!

Shhhh, CJ - we've got the blighters on the run.

Regards

X

Bugger!

Double postas are a beetch. You can either leave 'em in - or do an anachronism!

Me, fighting fit!

That's an anachronism.

I think.

Ha!

Skoob! For it is he!

I hope Chelsea win

Visca Barca!

THIS HERE IS AN OFFICIAL ASDUB THREAD..

Paid for by the ASDUB party

all two of us..


NO TROLLS ALLOWED

NO GRAFFITI ARTISTES..

MEMBERS AND WANNABE MEMBERS ONLY!!!!


VOTE ASDUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(you know nothing makes sense)

MY CIA infiltrates everything even Mecca

Is Blackpool Mecca still going? Northern Soul and all that?

Gloria Jones - Tainted Love, handclaps and all? Well I'll be buggered!

Ignore me - I'm just feeling frivolous this evening,

Robert Pattinson.

Maybe you've got the "Blues" (hope not on Monday). Keep the flag flying even if it's The Pensioners who have to do it!

Rent boys.

4-0 Barca.

Trust me.

Skoob.

1-0 - Terry red carded...tell me I'm wrong...

Fuckin' Chelski....

Skoob