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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd love to go on Jeremy Kyle.
When it gets to that bit where he tells me to get off his stage! I'd say: "Make me. You trumped up self righteous little tosser. In a shit suit. Trying to make out you're better than me coz you do stuff for charity...I once shagged a really ugly bird who lived on a council estate, so don't you fuckin' dare tell me I don't know about charity. Twat." Regards Martin Shuttlecock |
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