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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 12:11 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 24 Mar 12 12:12
Try THIS

Inchcock
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 12:51
Cunning, I like it Sir!

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Danny Soz
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 15:27
Typical cunning subterfuge from a man who's nation cheated so shamelessly in the Cod Wars when a small battalion of British Cod gallantly fought off wave after wave of frenzied attacks from an armoured division of Icelandic Halibut.



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 15:37 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 24 Mar 12 15:38
It is not often recognised of the very early techniques of the British cods and herring schools who were menacing the Icelandic cod and salmon fleets in days of yore. These British schools being of course supplemented by the treacherous German houting flotillas.

This is readable in the Flouteyjarbók, and the Jamsvikinga Saga but, of course, few who are not within Iceland will read this, preferring the convenience of their governmental propaganda machineries machismo machinations.

Eat the lovely SKYR when you are at Iceland this year

Danny Soz
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 15:46
Marine cyber bully ^^^^^^^^^

This lovely SKYR that you speak of.......do you have her mobile number?

Yours etc...

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 16:08
The Icelandic Jury thanks you for your communication, which we will take due consideration thereof in due course.






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Marine cyber bully ^^^^^^^^^

This lovely SKYR that you speak of.......do you have her mobile number?

Yours etc...


Skoob1999
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Posted: 24 Mar 12 17:11
Hang on...

I'm still doing it...

Can't seem to...


 
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