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DON SKOOBIONI - Capo Di Tutti Cappi *Boss Of All Bosses* Sociopath and ex strong arm man for the Lyntonelli Family. He's the head of the 5 Spoof Families and has interests in all the rackets on the Lower East Side, including extortion, gaming, prostitution and waste disposal.

DON ELLISONI - Enforcer and clip joint racketeer although you'd never know it judging by the state of his hair.

DON COLONELONI - Sexual psychopath and cross dresser who runs the ladyboy joints in Brooklyn with an iron handbag.

DON INCHELLINI - Ailing Mafia don who runs the fake arthritis medicine rackets in Manhatten and Greenwich Village. Also known as "Jonny Hearing Aids".

DON DANTONI - aka "Pretty Boy Clivey" Probably the most feared of all the 5 chieftains. He runs all the rub and tug shops on The East Side with a mailed fist and is renowned for taking out his detractors by bludgeoning them to death with two huge iron hammers. Also widely rumoured to be the best writer and most winningest compo winner of all times.

Message to Don Dantoni from Don (Wonky Eyes) Coloneli..

Hey Don Dantoni!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


Wonky Eyes

xx

Message to Don Dantoni from Don (Wonky Eyes) Coloneloni..

Hey Don Dantoni!

Whatta you use to polish yer face with eh?

How you getta dat shine?

Maggot juice?

Love from your very good friend

and your multi esteemed colleague

on behalf of all delegates

not to forget all the horses in all the fields

including everything that swims in the night

Now sing up.. And Happy Birthday..

For he's a jolly good fellow..

For he's a jolly good fellow..

For he's a jolly goo....///////////////

Wonky Eyes

xx

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Mama mia! Tutti fruiti, taglietelli, Butoni Real Ravioli, Pavarotti, my Jonny 'e's a gooda boy!

My birthday she a lasta weeka! Whata mistakea to makea!

Anybody tempted to write a cheeky little spoof based on this theme?

I know I am so you'll be wasting your time as mine will be so great it'll make you all want to crawl into a hole and die.

This is mainly because I'm the best and funniest writer the world has ever seen and if you dont believe me just look at my writing compo record which is so illustrious and all conquering that it makes me want to take up yoga so I can suck contentedly on my own dick.

Christ yes!

If anyone does feel brave or reckless enough to take me on then go right ahead you crazy fools but in the event you get a book deal out of it I want royalties.

All I want is to just wet my beak.

I'd do one but I'm busy hitting the mattresses.

Skoob.

Consiglieri.

Omerta, and that.

You go ahead with the Mafia one Clivey boy..

I'm brewing one for you ... One with mild geographic Mafia connections but most ways very different...

laters..

WE..

I love pasta too

White or brown?

*dances off soft shoe style, twirling cane and repeatedly raising straw boater from head*

Dats gotta be tonight's TOP ANSAH!

Respec'

Skoob.

both

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Quote: Clive Danton

White or brown?

*dances off soft shoe style, twirling cane and repeatedly raising straw boater from head*

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Danton ol son.. that was 24 carat..

respect

CJ