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We have some terrible music jokes, like:

'My musical dachshund has no nose'

'How does he smell?'

'Terrible.'

And like:

'Why did the singing chicken cross the road?'

'To get to the other side.'

Oh, how we are laughing.

How can you tell the stage your playing on is level?
The Banjo player is dribbling out of both sides of his mouth.

What do you call a bloke that hangs out with musicians?
A Drummer.

Allegro= Leg fertiliser.

Cadence= When they hope you are going to stop. But you dont.

Hocket= That thing that fits into a crochet that makes a racket!

Love as always

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