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Ellie James
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Ellie James

Location: Texas
Registered: 8 Apr 11

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Posted: 11 Mar 12 18:00
Memory


While I am fairly young, I can relate to some of this since I'm a single parent, and I believe that sucks out some of my memory I enjoyed in my youth.



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Posted: 11 Mar 12 18:34


Oh my Gawd Ellie babe, If there's one song lyric it's impossible to Spoof it's Memory..

Only good old Aunt Trevor could ever have come up with the immortal line "Has the moon lost its memory?"...

I ask you..

Has the moon lost it's fuckin' memory..

TS Eliot, eat yer bluddy heart out..

A stinker to end all stinkers..

Great show though..





P.M. Wortham
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Posted: 12 Mar 12 17:53

Quote: Ellie James

Memory


While I am fairly young, I can relate to some of this since I'm a single parent, and I believe that sucks out some of my memory I enjoyed in my youth.



Ellie



Seems to get worse as we get older, even with the kids grown and gone, much like pouring pudding into a colander. You'd like to retain it all, but much of the good stuff still falls through the damn holes.

Came to work this morning without any pants on apparently. Swore I had put them on, buckled me belt and tucked in me shirt, but here I sit with a faint draft felt a bit below Mr. Happy and the boys. Worse, nobody seemed to notice.

It's like that, I'm afraid. Tried to unlock a new Prius this morning with a Ford key, when I remembered that I didn't own a Prius. You'd think when I was coming to that realization, I'd have noticed that there was no fabric of any kind riding above my shoes. But, I made it to work, remembered to bring my brief case, and that there was an old airline blanket stashed in my trunk in case of emergency. It now acts as a kilt, and I was able to move on with the day. Nobody ever asked why I had an oversized Northwest Airlines logo square in the middle of me butt.

Anyway, Ellie my dear.

Enjoy the stuff you can remember.

Toss aside the things you can't.

If your clothes match in the morning, your kids are alive and well, and you have some idea about what you are supposed to do on that particular day, I'd stick this day in the "Win" column.


Best always,
PM






 
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