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An Arm And Hammer Production

In this wonderful example of avant garde film noir we see our two protagonists, Inchcock and Armfeetandtoe, joining forces against the gimlet-eyed desperado Skoob Clanton who's unscrupulous attempts to win the writing competition seem to know no bounds.

When screened last week at the Salford Festival Of Softcore Grumble it met with a mixed reaction from the critics, some of whom lauded the piece for it's ground breaking, fearless approach to shameless compo whoring whilst others vomited into a bucket.

A wonderful example of cinematic excellence. A tour de force! - Skin Diving Monthly

Inchcock's portrayal of a terminally ill gunslinger was surely his finest hour - Rheumatic Fever Gazette

I deed not see eet - Arsene Wenger Bugle

DONT YEW TAWK ABART THIS FEELM LIKE WOT YOU JUST DUN TAWKED! - The Tatler

I'd definitely have prefered it if they'd had their nobs hanging out - Popular Catholic Nun

Hoots! - The Scotsman

Fucking shite from start to bastard finish! Complete bollocks! I left after 5 minutes and dived down the fucking drinker - Times Higher Educational Supplement.

Yes....yes! I know the bloody link dont work fer chrissakes! Just copy and paste into yer browsers!

Do I have to do everything for you mugs?

Christ!

this blirriant mastelpiece
this rike number ereven on menu at Peking Dragon takeaway
plawn clacker witha lice..
dericious..
hiralious..
win 5 *Oscar

butta reave honoured customer hungly for more

Simply mad

Let's have an easy link:

Linkage

Dead good that Clivey baby.

Not true, of course, but jolly good anyway.

Regards

Skoob.

Thanks for the linkage Erskin. God I wish I could do that!

By the way have any of you link lovin' sonsobitches noticed that I'm way too proud to ask in the open forums for a helping hand when it comes to the black and mysterious art of the red highlighting?

Truth is I'm waiting for somebody to PM me instructions. This is mostly because I've only ever had a few PMs since being here. One from the boss telling me he was moving my story to the obituary column and the rest were from people asking if I'd mind awfully if they took the piss out of me in a story.........oh and I had one from Lynton asking me to send him a picture of my feet with no clothes on.

I made my excuses and left

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Quote: Skoob1999

Dead good that Clivey baby.

Not true, of course, but jolly good anyway.

Regards

Skoob.

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*grows moustache and dons Bobby Ball outift*

OOOOOOH you little liar!

Please do not ask for autographs, Inchcock and I are in the study learning lines.

"Inch darling, have you got the promp?"

"No Arm darling, the doctor cured it last week"



Love you Danton

Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

This thread aint big enough for the both of us Bumdance.

*narrows eyes*

Go for your buttplug!

You're a maggot Danton..

Now you're a lurking maggot..

or even a cockroach..

come out in the open where I can see the whites of yer eyeballs..