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Lynton
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Posted: 21 Feb 12 00:48
A cute little girl with curly hair goes into a pet shop and teetering backwards and forwards on her toes, says to the shop keeper

"Pleeth mithster thop keeper I am looking for a litoo furwy wabbit"

The shop keeper wanting to be customer friendly goes down on his knees in order to be at the same level as the little girl and asks

"Wet me thee. We haw litoo bwack furwy ones, litoo bwown furwy ones and litoo wite furwy ones, which type of litoo furwy wabit would you like?"

To which the little girl replies:

"I don't fink my python gives a thit."

Inchcock
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Inchcock

Location: Nottingham, England
Registered: 18 Jun 10

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Posted: 21 Feb 12 02:16
Thanks for that Lynton.

I pictured them as I read that.

Had to smile at it!

Inchy

pinxit
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Registered: 24 Aug 10

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Posted: 21 Feb 12 06:56
"Every one a Maserati!"

Luvvitabitz Lyntie-baby!

Colonel Juan
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Posted: 21 Feb 12 09:12


hehhhehehhhehhhehhh

hehehehehehe

hehehehehe

hehehh

made me giggle that did..

hehhehehehehe



Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Feb 12 11:07
tickled my intestines!

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 21 Feb 12 16:04
Have you been at the vin blanc in the cellar again Lynton?

Ive told you to leave the key with le Vicar.


Nice joke


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