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Chris James
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Posted: 12 Feb 12 18:11 - Edited By: Chris James, 12 Feb 12 18:12
Tiz dead easy to create a New Poll

Just click on Add Poll in either General Discussion or Writers' Discussion

Stick your title at the top where it says Poll Title:

Write your usual crap in the Message bit.

Fill in anywhere between 2 and 5 Poll Answers

click ADD POLL

Jobs now a good un... or bad un...




If you panic or don't like it just press CANCEL at any time

Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa
Posted: 12 Feb 12 18:27


Nah..

that's far too scientific for moi..

wot's rong with a blackboard and chalk?





Chris James
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Posted: 12 Feb 12 18:34
Honest, it's so easy. Go try it in General Discussion Colonel with something close to your heart - for a rant..

You don't even need that guide. It explains itself.

Blackboard and chalk is so yesterday... and of course from the 23rd Dec 2012 when everything melts - or something - it will be back in vogue obviously.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Feb 12 18:35
She burnt the fucking gravy.

Yadda yadda yadda on the phone.

Gravy burnt.

Disaster.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

Chris James
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Posted: 12 Feb 12 18:54
Have read that spoof in appros, It saddens me.

I popped 'round this affy n spent ages making it... with duck juices and carrots and leeks and celery all sweated down then strained with a bit of plain flour added.. I refused to add orange zest though...

As I was leaving I said... Keep stirring the bugger or Skoob will go booloo when it sticks and burns.

I was thanked for my efforts and after a pint of sweetened Yorkshire tea gave my farewells and slooped off.

Buggers didn't listen to me obviously... Sorry about that. Nobody ever listens to me... not that I blame them.

Lynton
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Posted: 12 Feb 12 21:10
Down yeer on the faarm we creates polls boi cuttin' orf the 'orns of the 'orny bastards


 
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