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I am sic and tyred of spoofers not chicken there spolling mistooks on this forumb. It hes gut too stop. Wen peeple read our stiff, they mus larf at this apauling lack of EnglIsH Diction. Pleese chek your Spolling Mistoks.

Aerm xxxxxxxxxxxx

Oblolcks!

I blame it on my phone. but obly coz its true.. its like saying its.... it should have an apostrophr in it but i cant be arsed with my phone.. or capitals apart from the first lettet in the reply. the other thing id the touch paf. i try my best and usually check it but on this occasion i wont just to show you how much i hate the cnut.... that last word was purposefulk. i hope i spelt it incorrectly like i wanted to.

Arum,
I have contacted Elric of Melniboné, Merlin, and Gandalf, asking them to peruse the forum so as to check out this claim from an experts point of view.

I'll let you know more when the replies arrive.

Inch
Lostit Lane
Nottingham.

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Fanks Incot, I hoop they Didnt mond you conticting thom.
They mus bee vury bisy this tome of yeer.

By the wee, has any gut a Dictonory?


Aerm xxyyyzxxx

Didn't know you spoke with a french accent arum

Argh wee Mondure, ooh a le flick? Savaloy?

And now in German.

Arrgghh yar mienen Libramilch? Gestad ein Flurk? Minta?

Unwinese.

Argh, Weelo Misterbol, thrumok and thrum? Goodli.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I tried to cast a spell once. Or was it caster sugar? Either way, it went all over the floor.

I threw caution to the wind, and it flew straight back in my face causing a nasty rash in the lower decks.


Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxx

behave u makrel
Foxtrott Oskar