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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 Jan 12 15:46
In the forest glade (how they got hold of the air-fresheners, I will never know, but then I never do), the Langur lingered langorously a little longer.

And there we must leave our friend the langorous Langur. Perhaps we will meet him again, when we are both stocking up on firelighters or soap-filled pads.

Lynton
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Posted: 14 Jan 12 17:10
It would be nice to meet but don't take it as gibbon

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 15 Jan 12 00:27 - Edited By: armfeetandtoe, 15 Jan 12 00:27
The Langur longed for a log to rest its legs. Long logs lay languid on the land, lizards laid lamenting the Langur and the logs it longed to lay on. Lazy limps of the lampoon loggers, looked with less love upon the Limpets that lazed, limp. lifeless, living on the larn.

Amaizing what I can write when I'm pissed.

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 15 Jan 12 19:04
there's no ell in heaven.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Jan 12 19:17
Ah, but there is in heavenly.

Anyway. Got to make the tea. The wife's Hank Marvin. Keep tryin' to tell her it's me day off, but she won't have it.

Bloody women....

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Skoob.

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 15 Jan 12 20:07
Watch out SKOOB! The long extended fist is hissing round the corner of the lounge door mate, She's on to you!

Give my love to Mrs S



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Lynton
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Posted: 15 Jan 12 20:10
there's no I in eye so eye is eyeless

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Jan 12 22:27
Samson was eyeless in Gaza.

Gazza was often legless.


 
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